G.I. MySpace Awards!
Well, today I was more angry than usual at the existence of MySpace, so I thought I'd start a new segment, in which I give out awards for stupid MySpace Users and their faggy MySpace pages.
Crappiest Background
The winner of today's Crappiest Background contest is "brian stewart the fucking legend"
Note that the quotes are his, not mine.
Mr. "stewart the fucking legend" has made a very interesting image for his background: an animated confederate flag. Actually, almost 2,000 animated confederate flags. That's not an exaggeration. Count for yourself.
"brian" also wins my award for "Worst Matching Background & Text Color."
Remember, kids: Friends don't let friends use bright green text. Ever.
The next award is a favorite of mine, and the winner certainly had a lot of stiff competition. The "Worst Emo Haircut" award goes to this guy.
"-I cut my hair when I get bored," says Johnny's profile. Well, friend, maybe you should get someone else to do it for you.
He looks so sad! Maybe it's because of his hair. Or maybe because he works at the Waffle House.
Remember: The number one rule of MySpace pictures is NEVER, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, look at the camera! It may steal your soul, or even worse, your emo-ness!
His profile also states that he is "narcissistic yet unconfident." Wow. That's just so deep. No, wait. It's STUPID.
More awards next week! If you want to submit someone for an award, email the profile URL to khorbin at gmail.
Crappiest Background
The winner of today's Crappiest Background contest is "brian stewart the fucking legend"
Note that the quotes are his, not mine.
Mr. "stewart the fucking legend" has made a very interesting image for his background: an animated confederate flag. Actually, almost 2,000 animated confederate flags. That's not an exaggeration. Count for yourself.
"brian" also wins my award for "Worst Matching Background & Text Color."
Remember, kids: Friends don't let friends use bright green text. Ever.
The next award is a favorite of mine, and the winner certainly had a lot of stiff competition. The "Worst Emo Haircut" award goes to this guy.
"-I cut my hair when I get bored," says Johnny's profile. Well, friend, maybe you should get someone else to do it for you.
He looks so sad! Maybe it's because of his hair. Or maybe because he works at the Waffle House.
Remember: The number one rule of MySpace pictures is NEVER, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, look at the camera! It may steal your soul, or even worse, your emo-ness!
His profile also states that he is "narcissistic yet unconfident." Wow. That's just so deep. No, wait. It's STUPID.
More awards next week! If you want to submit someone for an award, email the profile URL to khorbin at gmail.
posted by Khorbin at 12:01 AM
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